Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
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It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
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The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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