it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
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He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
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And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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