The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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