I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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