Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
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SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
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What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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