This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
I woke up under a house in Key West
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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