Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
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