u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
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and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
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Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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