is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
