No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
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New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
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Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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