I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
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im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
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I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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