question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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