I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
