Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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