you're like a bully in the Christmas story
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
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He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
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Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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