ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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