how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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