Ambien. No doubt about it.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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