This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
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the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
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The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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