the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
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Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
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I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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