Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
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The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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