Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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