I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I'm too high and old for this...
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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