You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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