Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
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Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
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it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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