Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Randomize
