Barsexuality is the new black.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
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You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
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I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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