Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
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I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
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My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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