Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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