How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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