I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I enjoy the company of your penis
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