I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
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is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
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Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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