Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
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I feel like half our conversations start this way.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
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i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
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He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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