we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Dicks are not precious.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Randomize
