I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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