I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
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I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
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When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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