he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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