Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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