nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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