it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I just blew my weed a kiss
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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