wrigley field is MILF paradise
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
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I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
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I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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