Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm jealous of your bromance
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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