a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
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We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
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We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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