4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
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There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
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It's blow job season.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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