got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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