Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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