phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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