i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
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i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
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I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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