So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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