There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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