Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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