She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
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