the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
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I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
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I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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